As far back as I can remember, I've had memories.
*handing you a potato*  Here, take it, and remember me.


Public Service Announcement

The terror map of the world
 Living is easy with eyes closed
however this scares the dickens out of me! 

Check out Ordering A Pizza in 2020
How very true and sad this is! 



This morning, I thought Id treat myself to a bagel with cream cheese...
oh how I love bagel's.  I was trying to get large coffee, because it's addictive,
I dropped a few coins in to a machine and it began dispensing
 a substance almost, but not quite, entirely unlike coffee..
Yeah, I don't know what to tell you,  I'm as lost as anybody  about that....
 I going blame you for this!

OK, I'm putting up a sign to warn everybody.
  Do you see the damn sign? 

WHERE IS SOME TAPE SO I CAN STICKIT TO THE MACHINE ?!?!